Oliver Feder

Year: Sophomore

nickname: oli

hometown: New york City, ma

past teams: Tufts BMEN

Frisbee, flong, math, ukulele. Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the math nation attacked. Only the Callahan, master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him the most, he vanished. One hundred years past and Sam and Jerry discovered the new Callahan. A ukulele bender named Oliver.

In the artic of Jerusalem, Sam and Jerry discover Oliver encapsulated within this giant dome of ice and quickly run over, both dying to see what demi-god was stuck within. What they saw was needless to say, heavily disappointing. A below average looking male about 5' 3" at most with brown hair behind a half receded hairline and wearing white underwear with many brown stains here and there. Nevertheless, Sam and Jerry spent days hacking away doing everything they could to get Oliver out knowing he was their last hope. Making barely a mark, Jerry finally had an idea. He pulled out his laptop and youtubed "callahan". After each video, Oliver's eyes got bluer and bluer until finally the callahan of his long lost brother Sam Feder came on screen. Triggered. A blinding light of blue covered the ice. A shirtless Oliver carrying his infamous rustic ukulele and a half eaten plain cheese quesadilla bursts out, fired up and determined to become the best callahan man has ever seen. 

The trio travel the ocean blues until they finally reach the shores of Massachusetts. Hiking day and night, Sam and Jerry drag Oliver to their hometown, Medford, where an infamous team called the EMEN reside. Despite mostly being flong benders, the hard working team led by captains Nikhil and Ron strive to teach Oliver everything he needs to know to bring the team to nationals and save the world. Showing him the ways of stall two hucks, 5-finger shots, and linear algebra. Even though Oliver's uke skills are decent, he seems to lack any coordination and competency in frisbee, flong, and math. He still has a long way to go however with determination and the help of the EMEN, hopefully Oliver will master all four elements and save the world.